Random Vetti Kirukkal 1

Until almost the end of my adolescent days, I thought Anon was one super intelligent person who gave the world, 90 percent of all quotable quotes. And then, I had to find out that Anon was short for Anonymous.

I am yet to jailbreak my Ipod Touch, that Hari presented me for Valentine's day. Yet to start using it. This is the first blog post am attempting to write, 3 weeks after getting my own laptop. How lazy can I be? Not that I cook or clean much at home, the wife part of 'housewife' is true. The house part ain't. 14 outta 21 meals a week are had outside. Poor Hari. And did I miss something? Yeah, morning breakfast is strictly cereal. And preparing it consists of finding the cereal bowl, dropping a ladle of cereal into it and pouring milk over it. My LPG cylinder lasts some 8 months! Why wouldn't it?!

For some unknown reason, I am fixated on military operations and I am researching deeply about Operation Thunderbolt in Entebbe. Speaking of the Entebbe hijack operation, there was once a time when I got hooked to the name Benghazi and wanted to get a dog and name it Benghazi. Sounds great, eh? Well, now Don seems a better name for my imaginary dog.

For the first time in my life of 24 years, I walked into a bar/club/disco in Chennai, last night. And would you believe it, we were 2 crazy girls who went club hopping in autos, true Chennai Style! From Havana to Ten Downing Street and then to The Residency Towers. The Chennai clubbing scene is funny- college kids dancing among themselves- gals dance with gals and boys dance among themselves! For some reason, TDS attracts everyone in Chennai, at least it looked that way last night. I bet the place had atleast a 1000 visitors on a wednesday night yesterday! Can't imagine what the place looks like on a saturday! Btw, why's it that you are not asked for age proof in any of these places?? Most girls I see there are either anorexic or not a day older than 17. Wednesday night crowd at TDS- Caucasians who come there must think, 'whew, we have only as many people in our country'!

If every single girl I know of, wants a handsome,six footer for a husband, I wonder what happens to 99.9 percent of menfolk!

I was followed unabashedly by this crazy biker for like fifteen minutes, from Ashok Nagar to PSBB KK Nagar. I entered every street in KKN, trying to lose him and he still followed me. I parked my bike in front of the KKN Police Station for 5 minutes and started when I thought the guy had gone for good. But nope, he emerged from the crowd, a minute after I started homeward. What do you do with these psychopaths? If I walk upto him and reprimand him or create a scene, I bet he's gonna retort with 'It's a public road and I can go wherever I wish'.

Till date, I have lost six cellphones. Do I qualify for the Guinness Records? I don't really care for a certificate, I'll be happy if they award me with a cellphone.